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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

oh my god you guys I am sorry for all of this but now there are ship blends I guess?

The Consultants: [Sherlock/Moriarty] Harsh, alarming, and frustratingly alluring with flavors that circle each other like predators. Genius. (lapsang souchong, ginger, spiced apple chai)

I Am Sherlocked: [Sherlock/Irene] Rich, deep, smokey and seductive, with complex flavors you’ll be up all night trying to deduce. Twice. (lapsang souchong, chocolate, valentines)

MoraMori: [Moran/Moriarty] Moriarty and Moran. Dangerous, insane, and delicious. With notes of rich chocolate and caramel underlying bold spice, and just a hint of earthy, shallow graves. (tiger eye, pu erh dante, masala chai)

The Government and the Inspector: [Mycroft/Lestrade] Cloyingly rich and sweet, but strong and bold enough to do the dirty work, these flavors accentuate and compliment each other for a surprisingly solid pairing. (chocolate chai, hazelnut, irish breakfast)

Golly: [Lestrade/Molly] Fumbling sweet, innocent, and a bit bashful, but with an underlying desperate passion. (pu erh dante, vanilla green, caramel)

The Badge and The Gun: [Lestrade/Watson] A strong, solid cup of tea you can rely on when everything else has got you down. (irish breakfast, spiced green, hazelnut)

The Office Romance: [Moriarty/Molly] Deceptively sweet and mild, but with the suspicious trace of gunpowder and a lingering taste of spice. May have others questioning your judgement. (gunpowder, wild strawberry, spiced green)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

In response to a lot of the comments/questions brought up by this Comic/Graphic from yesterday.

I’m trying to remember if there’s anything else that I haven’t covered.

I don’t even know anymore.

Sigh.

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

HEY LOOK A GOOD TEA GRAPHIC

LEAVE ME ALONE.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

swing-set-in-december:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

take heed.

(May sell prints of this soon… And open picture in new tab to view larger)

so no tap water, no boiled water or bottled water. my question is, where the fuck are you getting your water? a well? a spring? the lake?

Oh, derp, I meant to add more to clear that up! Sorry!

The best source of water would be to either get bottled spring water, or Filtered Tap water!

Sorry again!

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Time for the next round of Fandom Tea Blends Giveaways! I feel like I’m jumping around a bit now, but I just don’t know what the popularity rankings are going to be each week anymore, lol! BUT I just brewed a big batch of this as iced tea and loved it so much I knew I wanted to make The Mind and The Heart the next giveaway! Read below for more reviews/information on the tea, and how to win your own bag of it, as well as an ingenuiTEA tea pot!

THE MIND AND THE HEART BLEND: ‘Spicy and Jammy’ with a ‘buzzy mouthfeel’. Stir a spoonful of honey into this this subtly fruity tea for a surprisingly sweet pairing. (irish breakfast, berry blues, rooibos vanilla chai)

MY REVIEW OF IT: “THE FRUITIEST OF SMELLS IN THE BAG. Ahaha so fruity and jammy and now I’m scared. Shhh. Okay. Wow. This actually REALLY nice once steeped and not as aggressively fruity as I was expecting. It is a bit tart, but there’s still notes of vanilla and spice. A swirl of honey makes it very nice and floral. It’s a very mild tea, and I don’t know if it quite fits John and Sherlock but it IS very tasty.”

WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING:

• “This is the perfect blend between Sherlock and Watson. You have the strong dark flavor from the Irish Breakfast but then a more calming flavor from the chai. It is just the best every day tea, and I can’t get enough of it!” -Ilana B.
• “A very warm, fireside type of tea. The smell in the bag was a bit overwhelmingly vanilla, but when it was brewed it mellowed out considerably. The spice of the vanilla chai and Irish breakfast definitely came out strongest, but I could just taste the sweet of the berries.”-Jennifer R.
• ” The smell of this blend is incredible. I made this up for myself when I was in a particularly good mood and it just made the day even brighter. The berry flavour is full and settles in your mouth heavily, but the earl smooths it out and gives it a nice taste that makes you sigh. It’s very nice with just a dash of sugar and cream, and it’s equally wonderful iced.”-Templeton B.
• “Opening the bag smells like what I imagine it would to step into 221B Baker Street. There’s a great aroma of berries and sweetness, but with an underlying spice and just a touch of who KNOWS what. Tastes amazing after steeping for about a minute and a half, with neither the dark spices nor bright berry flavor outweighing the other. Equally as delicious with milk in it, and letting it cool produces yet another amazing flavor. My favorite way to have it is with just a little bit of fruity honey. Definitely one I’ll be buying again, once I’m out. :)
• “This blend really encompasses the relationship that is Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. The irish breakfast is deep and reminds you of home, while the chai adds a bit of spice and the berry, a bit of sweet into the entire relationship. It’s wonderfully perfect, warmed or iced, and it’s something I’m going to enjoy with summer coming up.“-Lana R.
  

HOW TO WIN:

• You may reblog this post ONCE a day for the next week. I’ll go through the notes and use a random number generator to chose a winner the evening of APRIL 22nd
• You have to reblog! Likes wont count!
• Due to customs, people in Australia and New Zealand are not eligible just because we can’t ship tea there Q_Q I’m sorry! Laws!
• Just to clarify: The prize this week is The MIND AND THE HEART Blend as well as an IngenuiTEA Tea Pot.

nojuliet:

This is where some of my best writing happens.

Accurate. More accurate would be a can of Pepsi Throwback.

Aaah! It’s one of H34rts’ Avatar posters! Iron is good, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

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inautumn-inkashmir:

theseductionofsilence:

fuckyeahcraft:

How to make a tea duck!!!  Using cheap materials you can make your cup of tea more exciting and fun!  It’s quick and easy too.

some peoples cannot be taken seriuuuuuuuuuuus becuzes dey don’t like tea

and now youse seez *some* peoples who do like tea are da ones you shouldn’t take serious

i adore tea.

i would adore a tea duck.

the end.

NORA! We need to make one of these.

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