“Fuzzy didn’t miss a beat.”
Well.
“Ah, he had hit the jackpot with all this.” LMFAO this is amazing.
“So well intended, yet so insulting.” LMFAOOO
“If you choose to accept the job, I can assure you that my employer would appreciate having someone who can care for the tiger better than I can.”
Personally, I think I win this one.
“His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt.”
LMAO
“Why?” asked Marvin dolefully.
goddammit
“The text on the side is Latin, non timebo mala.”
I’m cool with it.
Finnegan’s Wake:
“Have you hear of one Humpty Dumpty
How he fell with a roll and a rumble
And curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple
But the but of the Magazine Wall,
(Chorus) Of the Magazine Wall,
Hump, helmet and all?”
Uh, what?
This is what I get for keeping Finnegan’s Wake on my desk. This is what I get.
As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music.
Julius Caesar wot.
“would you like some more green beans?”
“He may be short, but he has a big, powerful voice.”
“Next came Ser Horas Redwyne’s Turn.” so I’m a whore?….
“The history of Europe began in the fourth century BCE with the ancient Greeks, who organized themselves into city-states and developed a polytheistic religion, written language, and forms of expression in both visual arts and literature (lyric poetry, epics, and dramas).”
GOOD.
It’s either
…turning what should have been a simple exercize into something better performed by a circus acrobat.
or
Fine; if it wanted to be that way, I would improvise.
I’m happy with either one. God Great Pumpkin bless you, Seanan McGuire.
(via thelawisnotbooped)
Source: loveclaire