Erin knits, nerds, exists

the-law-is-not-mocked:

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

jackstroubleinatanktop:

mark-herpies:

huntinginthetardis:

bobbyisrightthereyaidjit:

eightertrek:

shanlock:

lokisdactyl:

abittersweetyear:

wombatswearingcombats:

wombatswearingcombats:

muster-the-rohirrim:

“Fuzzy didn’t miss a beat.”

Well.

“Ah, he had hit the jackpot with all this.” LMFAO this is amazing.

“So well intended, yet so insulting.” LMFAOOO

“If you choose to accept the job, I can assure you that my employer would appreciate having someone who can care for the tiger better than I can.”

Personally, I think I win this one.

“His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt.”

LMAO

“Why?” asked Marvin dolefully.

goddammit

“The text on the side is Latin, non timebo mala.”

I’m cool with it.

Finnegan’s Wake:

“Have you hear of one Humpty Dumpty

How he fell with a roll and a rumble

And curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple

But the but of the Magazine Wall,

     (Chorus) Of the Magazine Wall,

                  Hump, helmet and all?”

Uh, what?

This is what I get for keeping Finnegan’s Wake on my desk.  This is what I get.

As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music.

Julius Caesar wot.

“would you like some more green beans?”

“He may be short, but he has a big, powerful voice.”

“Next came Ser Horas Redwyne’s Turn.” so I’m a whore?….

“The history of Europe began in the fourth century BCE with the ancient Greeks, who organized themselves into city-states and developed a polytheistic religion, written language, and forms of expression in both visual arts and literature (lyric poetry, epics, and dramas).”

GOOD.

It’s either

…turning what should have been a simple exercize into something better performed by a circus acrobat.

or

Fine; if it wanted to be that way, I would improvise.

I’m happy with either one. God Great Pumpkin bless you, Seanan McGuire.

(via thelawisnotbooped)