“Fuzzy didn’t miss a beat.”
“Ah, he had hit the jackpot with all this.” LMFAO this is amazing.
“So well intended, yet so insulting.” LMFAOOO
“If you choose to accept the job, I can assure you that my employer would appreciate having someone who can care for the tiger better than I can.”
Personally, I think I win this one.
“His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt.”
“Why?” asked Marvin dolefully.
“The text on the side is Latin, non timebo mala.”
I’m cool with it.
“Have you hear of one Humpty Dumpty
How he fell with a roll and a rumble
And curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple
But the but of the Magazine Wall,
(Chorus) Of the Magazine Wall,
Hump, helmet and all?”
This is what I get for keeping Finnegan’s Wake on my desk. This is what I get.
As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music.
Julius Caesar wot.
“would you like some more green beans?”
“He may be short, but he has a big, powerful voice.”
“Next came Ser Horas Redwyne’s Turn.” so I’m a whore?….
“The history of Europe began in the fourth century BCE with the ancient Greeks, who organized themselves into city-states and developed a polytheistic religion, written language, and forms of expression in both visual arts and literature (lyric poetry, epics, and dramas).”
…turning what should have been a simple exercize into something better performed by a circus acrobat.
Fine; if it wanted to be that way, I would improvise.
I’m happy with either one.
God Great Pumpkin bless you, Seanan McGuire.
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