Once upon a time, each of us was somebody’s kid… No matter how we’re eventually raised, all of our stories begin the exact same way. They all end the same, too.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Homestuck fandom, I present to you
John Egbert and Karkat vantas, two of the most misrepresented characters in Homestuck.
In reality, John is a dick and Karkat isn’t cussing everyone out 24/7.
This has been a post.
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"